This Is What 7 Billion Dollars Can Get You

A resourceful lawyer in a suit, a playdate with Katy Perry, custom made red chairs, an artificial laugh on your face, and a horny ass intern to hold your Macbook everywhere you go.

Did I already mention that you can spend a day with Katy Perry, even though she’s already engaged?

I’ll pretend I’d said yes.

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